If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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