I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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