The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
im about as happy as oj after his trial
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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