"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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