when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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