I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
