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go home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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