The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you win again, gameday.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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