People in love make me want to vomit
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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