So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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