Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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