Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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