My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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