My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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