Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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