Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
If its not for food we ain't going out.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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