I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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