We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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