Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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