thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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