Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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