I just made out with a guy for $7.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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