We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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