Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she smelled like a LAN party
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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