she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
