Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
