How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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