Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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