his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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