We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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