I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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