bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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