Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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