you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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