This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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