how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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