is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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