I'm gonna have a badass scar
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Let's get the cat blown out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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