What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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