I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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