I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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