I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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