You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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