last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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