I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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