we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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