...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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