If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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