ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
