I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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