I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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