are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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