Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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