We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
and you fell through a lawn chair
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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