hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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